Offbeat

Offbeat

Fall Musings

Membership Clubs, Consumerism, Crypto Trends, and my iPhone

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Aziz Alangari
Sep 24, 2025
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Some of you are new here from TikTok. I’m experimenting with a new format where I simply give a weekly digest of my current thoughts and worldview observations, which I’ve listed underneath the subject line above. This would allow me to post more frequently without focusing too much on erudition and more focus on spice and being Offbeat, which I’m sure you all would appreciate more.

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Membership Clubs

The worst people you will ever meet are within the confines of a Casa Cipriani or a Nikita or a Home House. I will say that the list is pretty fucking endless for such an “exclusive” domain. Members of these establishments are the worst because they have no means of meeting people in the wild. They are incapable of striking a conversation with someone at a bar without having any preexisting ideas on their socioeconomic status. They assume that everyone they meet at an exclusive, $5000/year social club is wealthy when…

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