How to live an easy life
A guide to not feel sad, or anything at all.
First order of business is to maintain this belief: I was born to feel happy all the time.
Avoid every negative emotion. Make it a goal for everyone to love you, because without that you won’t be able to love yourself. Live for other people.
Disregard all problems that don’t impact you directly. If others intervene, call them nosey. If they address any problem at all, call them negative. That should teach them to be happy.
Never give credit where credit is due. Be so in your little bubble that you forget what you stand for, which is fine, because you never stood for anything to begin with. Taking a stance requires discomfort. Fuck that, right?
Be so emotionally and socially amputated that you have no idea how people feel, because why should you? Everyone should be happy all the time. If they’re unhappy, it’s their problem.
Maintain surface level interactions with people, especially with those you love, because by doing so you won’t have to endure the burden of facing their problems, which ultimately reflect your own. But you don’t care, because you don’t have any problems. No one has any problems. Everyone is happy. All the time.
Disregard the fact that you are human. Forget that you’re going to die. Assume that all negative thoughts are there to hurt you, not guide you. Treat every person who attempts to disrupt your empty, surface level peace as a traitor. Tell them to go see a doctor because they’re not happy 24/7, unlike you.
