Offbeat

Offbeat

Tech Companies on Ozempic?

Is it GPT or GLP?

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Aziz Alangari
Oct 08, 2025
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Currently typing these words as I wait at a Gail’s Coffee in Wimbledon for Aisha, our Indian housekeeper who ran away in the early 2000s (now a British citizen) to come give me the keys because I locked myself out of the apartment. My flight to Riyadh is in a few hours and I haven’t packed anything yet. Luckily I’m such a millennial minimalist who has been living off 1.5 suitcases since May. I will be filming a TikTok vlog documenting my journey back to Riyadh, since my social media consultant/momager is insisting that I become more “brand safe” or whatever.

Here are this week’s takes

Best Saudi LinkedIn post ever?

God damn, I just love it when people break the corporate norm. But more so the norm of LinkedIn’s extremely mundane and unstimulating culture. I hate LinkedIn because it makes me feel like I’m an extra in a really bad play or romcom that’s way too predictable and not at all funny. What’s so beautiful about this post is that it strikes me as a sobering stream of rightfully ma…

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